{"title":"don't play with that!","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"myphone","title":"MyPhone","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnless you set up barbed-wire fencing, broken glass and a pack of pit bulls, your little one will get ahold of your phone. It's inevitable. Think of it this way, it's a brightly lit, perfectly sized entertainment machine that is always around. Add the fact that your child sees how much attention you give the phone, and it's over before it started.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour real concern should be, not if your child will get your smartphone, but what they will do with it. Will they capture an endless smattering of creepy selfies or closeups of the seat cushion? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qmPiyqDG8C4\" title=\"Baby Chitchats On Phone\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCall\u003c\/a\u003e an old high school classmate that you don't miss very much? Like some photos on Instagram (pray it's not an ex)? This is the real Russian roulette where if you lose it's embarrassing and if you win it's confusing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are here to help. With our latest release of MyPhone, your child will finally have a phone of their own to jam buttons on! This toy actually has electronic function and can be recharged with the standard USB (Android) wire. We enjoy the peace and quiet in our home, so we will be keeping this product powerless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis electronic toy is not for teething. So, if your baby sticks everything in its mouth and hasn't started imaginative play yet, waiting a few months would be a good idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" title=\"Return Policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":48342630138097,"sku":"sku-39386252902458","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White","offer_id":48342630170865,"sku":"sku-39386252935226","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0204\/0561\/files\/myphone-5671586.png?v=1782606676"},{"product_id":"the-book-for-kids-that-are-big-and-those-that-want-to-be","title":"The Book For Kids That Are Big (And Those That Want To Be)","description":"\u003cp\u003eJoin Matteo as he wishes his way into adulthood only to discover the perks of being a kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis compelling children's book starts an important conversation for young children who are always wishing they were older. It teaches gratitude for the adults in a child's life and to enjoy the little things.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis book intentionally leaves plot points open to encourage conversation between the reader and the child.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis debut work from author Luben Redwood evokes contentment and arouses imagination. The artwork from Widya Arumba R. L. is positively stunning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48342630072561,"sku":"sku-39872498368570","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0204\/0561\/files\/the-book-for-kids-that-are-big-and-those-that-want-to-be-1616348.png?v=1782606673"},{"product_id":"somehow-healthy","title":"Somehow Healthy","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally! You've found a three minute pocket of time to sit in silence and enjoy a refreshing beverage. What's that you see? In the distance. A stealth toddler is not-so-subtly making their approach. You know what's going to happen but there's little you can do to stop it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour baby wants your soda can. Your baby takes your soda can. And... your baby proceeds to dump its contents on their shirt and your floor. How sticky is ginger ale again?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo more! With Don't Play With That's soda can toy, you can fool your toddler into thinking they've got the real thing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pretend soda can is substantially safer than a real can. Adult soda cans have sharp edges and a pull tab which is a choking hazard. Not to mention, soda for littles is a nutritional no-no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest of all, the lookalike lid is removable, so you can fill this cup with, baby-friendly beverages! The opening offers improved tactical skills for your baby versus a sippy cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can read specifics of the dangers of soda and soda cans \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/soda-cans-and-babies\" title=\"Dangers of soda cans for babies.\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" title=\"Faux Toys return policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48342630105329,"sku":"sku-39541916565562","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0204\/0561\/files\/somehow-healthy-9403480.png?v=1782606674"},{"product_id":"busy-bee","title":"Busy Bee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLittle kids, and especially babies, should be called fidgeters, because when it comes down to it, that's all they do. Our lovely little busy bees joyfully twiddle with basically anything they can get their tiny hands on. We know all about this, not because we \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/about-us\" title=\"Faux Toys About US\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebuilt a shop\u003c\/a\u003e on it, but because our littles never cease to jiggle just about anything in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhich is why we were pushing so strenuously to get this specially designed baby Montessori \u003cstrong\u003eBusy Board \u003c\/strong\u003einto our store. Not only does it look great, we actually tailored each item according to what our babies are constantly gravitating toward. Our babies, and the countless babies which we hear all about from their parents. These critters should have many consecutive minutes of entertainment (hopefully more than four LOL!). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn this board are elements which kids constantly hear \"Don't Play With That!\" about, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA life size outlet with two types of plugs (keep real ones \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s?k=plug+cover\u0026amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwl_SHBhCQARIsAFIFRVUXBKWTuyOJUGM8nRWbZVnG-NaNNsi35Kgx_VNvq6G54MwvFoV1HzEaAg5REALw_wcB\u0026amp;hvadid=323311091257\u0026amp;hvdev=c\u0026amp;hvlocphy=9016044\u0026amp;hvnetw=g\u0026amp;hvqmt=b\u0026amp;hvrand=12005095170631397597\u0026amp;hvtargid=kwd-333968840604\u0026amp;hydadcr=29569_10169662\u0026amp;tag=googhydr-20\u0026amp;ref=pd_sl_5zoerpaowg_b\" title=\"Shop Outlet Covers\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eprotected\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA zipper (less drama if this one gets jammed on an icy day).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA switch (lights stay out during nap time).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA rolling wheel (your cutie won't end up on the neighbors lawn).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA fidget spinner (old faithful).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA set of gears (for the cause and effect enthusiasts).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA latch with an opening and closing little door (what is this a door for ants?!).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have been completely satisfied with ours and it's been amazing to hear the great reports from our customers. Affordable busy boards that use high quality wood are almost impossible to come by... these busy boards are every toddler's dream!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe size of the board is about 10 inches by 12 inches so it's a perfect fit, whether you're at home or on-the-go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor everything you wanted to know about busy boards, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-busy-boards\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"What is a busy board?\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eread here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" title=\"Return Policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48342630039793,"sku":"Busy","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0204\/0561\/files\/busy-bee-3271627.png?v=1782606671"},{"product_id":"uncontrollable","title":"Uncontrollable","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's the season finale. The show you've been loving has built toward a climax that is both realistic yet inspiring. Finally, the big moment, and... bzzt. Somehow your child got ahold of the television remote and now, you somehow find yourself watching an 80-year-old try to convince you to purchase a set of 45 sponges. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it's the Bachelorette or The Super Bowl, babies have been changing the channel since the dawn of the TV controller. Not anymore. With Faux Toys' \u003cstrong\u003e\"Uncontrollable\"\u003c\/strong\u003e pretend TV remote, you and your favorite show will be in the clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded is a waterproof \"Channel Guide\" which describes the typical TV content in a way which will, hopefully, make you laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop chasing loose batteries under the couch and stop wiping ounces of saliva off the buttons. With this toy and your kid's imagination, such fun will be created. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith two batteries (AAA), this remote will play music and teach languages. Even without batteries, the fun of pretending is still present!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis electronic toy is not for teething. So, if your baby sticks everything in its mouth and hasn't started imaginative play at all, waiting a few months would be a good idea!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're still not convinced maybe \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-V00O9Pw1Vk\" title=\"Baby Laughing At TV Remote\"\u003ethis guy's argument\u003c\/a\u003e will be persuasive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have some theories as to why babies love remotes, join \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/5-reasons-why-babies-love-tv-remote-controls\" title=\"Why Babies Love TV Remotes\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis conversation\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" title=\"Return Policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48342635020529,"sku":"Remote","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0204\/0561\/files\/uncontrollable-7781856.png?v=1782606673"},{"product_id":"love-is-the-best-medicine","title":"Love is the Best Medicine","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoes your baby love grasping a bottle of pills and using it as a rattle? Is that soothing sound too tempting for the little one? Satisfy this urge and create an inside joke among adults with the \"Love is the Best Medicine\" vial. This \u003cstrong\u003etoy medicine bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e will offer hours of entertainment and a safe replacement for actual pill bottles. The prescription calls for lots of hugs and kisses and the rice filling makes a shaking sound that won't drive nearby grown-ups nuts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a friendly reminder, we urge you \u003ca title=\"Medicine Bottles Are Not Toys\" href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/medicine-bottles-are-not-toys-not-for-childs-play\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enot to allow\u003c\/a\u003e any baby near actual pill bottles. Please lock them away \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/ipcblog.org\/2016\/02\/16\/not-a-toy\/\" title=\"Poison Prevention\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eno matter what\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a hilarious and ever-growing list of the random things children love playing with, you have to see this \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/babies-play-with-everything-but-their-toys\" title=\"Babies Play With Everything - But Their Toys\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eblog post\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Return Policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48342635053297,"sku":"Medicine","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0204\/0561\/files\/love-is-the-best-medicine-6918151.png?v=1782606673"},{"product_id":"the-keys-to-the-joint","title":"The Keys to the Joint","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMetal baby keys which are as fun as real keys but safe!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, you thought that your baby reaching for your car keys was a part of life. Like the raisins in trail mix or how fast the weekend is over. Wrong! That's because w\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eith 'The Keys to the Joint' you'll get an adorable, high-quality toy with that beloved jingly sensation. They're\u003c\/span\u003e laboratory-tested, non-toxic and stainless-steel, which makes them very baby-safe. Also, we've attached mini beads to prevent any pinching. Throw these into the dishwasher for that extra shimmer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehe days of your infant licking germs off your key ring like an ice cream cone and, not to mention, the endless search for your car keys when it's time to go, are over! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThose plastic ones aren't convincing enough, these \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003emetal baby keys\u003c\/strong\u003e are a must!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor a discussion on the risks of giving real keys to babies, see our blog post \"\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/are-keys-safe-for-babies\" title=\"Are Keys Safe For Babies?\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAre Keys Safe For Babies?\u003c\/a\u003e\". \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDimensions: At their widest, these keys are 3x2 inches and weigh 3.5 ounces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" title=\"Return Policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48342635086065,"sku":"Keys","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0204\/0561\/files\/the-keys-to-the-joint-3467852.png?v=1782606670"}],"url":"https:\/\/createmarketplace.co\/collections\/dont-play-with-that.oembed","provider":"Create Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}